Smile & Laugh 05 (Feb 10 - Jul 10)

[winston]

Not too much "Smiling & Laughing" on CNBC today

Of course, the "experts" would be telling you that it's a "HEALTHY" correction ..

[Aspellian]

INDIAN VS CHINESE MOVIES
1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine(vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number.

3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.

4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and god knows out of nowhere, 100 people will appear from god-knows-where and joins them in the dance.

5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and the Judge is his uncle and so forth.

6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!, Please forgive me!

7.They drop down on grounds and roll and roll while singing and came out with different clothings.

8.They can run around the coconut trees, singing, battling eyelid, and throwing glances at each other and change clothes all at the same time without being out of breath.

[Aspellian]

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies
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1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and declare dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have golds and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep alot of stuff in their sleeves and
waistband and never drop them.Especially alot of gold and silver ingots...

[millionairemind]

haha.. funny!!! Esp. the Indian Movie joke.

What a great way to start the day

[Aspellian]

When i am young (<5 yrs old), i was care-take by a Malay family - so i can speak very fluent Malay (i lost it all after move out of old estate). I love to watch Mat Yo Yo and also INDIAN FILMS.

maybe being a young kid, I love the mass dance the Bolloywood stars performed... i couldnt remember whether i dance along or not

But cannot laugh at me lah , last time when I am young dun have programs like "HI 5"!!

[kennynah]

indian and chinese swordmen jokes... champion class !!! wahahahahahaha.... tx !

[millionairemind]

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???

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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

[millionairemind]

Pirate and the Bartender

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine!” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

“Well, OK — but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?” “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.”

“What about that eye patch?” “Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them dropped shit right in my eye!” “You’re kidding!” said the bartender, “You can’t lose an eye just from some bird shit” It was my first day with the hook!” recalled the pirate.

[iam802]

The creative process behind 'Avatar'

Hidden Content:

[millionairemind]

haha.. funny la, 802

I woke up this morning with this joke in my head. It was told to me by an Indian Engineer from Reliance when I was working in India.

WHAT ARE THE FOUR BEST THINGs THAT CAN HAPPEN TO AN INDIAN?

Marry an INDIAN woman
Eat CHINESE food
Live in an ENGLISH house
And Make and AMERICAN salary.

WHAT ARE THE FOUR WORST THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO AN INDIAN?

Live in a CHINESE house
Eat ENGLISH food
Make an INDIAN salary
And Marry an AMERICAN wife