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Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Sep 12)
Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:12 am
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It's all about "how much you made when you were right" & "how little you lost when you were wrong"
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:09 am
There is a book called Disorder in the Court.
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Some of these are excellent ...
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Some of these are excellent ...
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
It's all about "how much you made when you were right" & "how little you lost when you were wrong"
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:41 am
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident?
A: Gucci sweatshirt and Reeboks.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident?
A: Gucci sweatshirt and Reeboks.
It's all about "how much you made when you were right" & "how little you lost when you were wrong"
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:33 am
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:48 am
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
It's all about "how much you made when you were right" & "how little you lost when you were wrong"
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:37 am
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: By whose death was it terminated?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: By whose death was it terminated?
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:53 am
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:41 pm
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:24 pm
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)
by winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:02 pm
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
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