Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Sep 12)

Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:12 am

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It's all about "how much you made when you were right" & "how little you lost when you were wrong"
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:09 am

There is a book called Disorder in the Court.

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Some of these are excellent ...

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteenth.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:41 am

continue ...

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the accident?

A: Gucci sweatshirt and Reeboks.
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:33 am

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:48 am

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:37 am

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: By whose death was it terminated?
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:53 am

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:41 pm

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:24 pm

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.
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Re: Smile & Laugh 08 (Mar 12 - Aug 12)

Postby winston » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:02 pm

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
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