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Postby blid2def » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:22 am

millionairemind wrote:Like what they say in the US - THIS MAN IS WELL HUNG :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

But then again.. I wonder Y is he walking alone?? :lol:

Perhaps it is actually a tail?? :lol:


Dunno why he's walking alone... I guess that explains why he can dig the trench. I mean, if there's another swee ah nia beside him, then there's something wrong with him if he's still dragging it along yah? :D
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Re: Can U Believe this...CRAB !!!!

Postby millionairemind » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:01 pm

Talk about Easy Credits.. :D

Do you take this credit card?

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Guests at an Israeli wedding hall can now insert a credit card into a machine at its entrance, tap in a sum and leave a gift for the bride and groom.

"It's new in Israel and the world," Aya Alon Kaufman of the Gan Oranim hall in Tel Aviv said on Israel's Channel 10 television. "It's very convenient ... guests can give a gift even if they forget their chequebooks."

She said couples pay 500 shekels ($155) to rent the device, which resembles an automated teller machine, and the recorded funds are transferred into their bank account the next day.

The machine, shown being used in the television report, prints out a "deposit" slip with the guest's name, which can be put into an envelope along with a congratulatory note and inserted into a slot in the device for the couple to retrieve.

Rather than bring boxed gifts, guests at Israeli weddings usually leave cash or cheques in envelopes they slip into a safe placed at the reception hall's door.
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Re: Can U Believe this ? ... CRAB !

Postby iam802 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:08 am

Woman tries to kill mice, shoots self


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A Potter Valley woman wounded herself and a man July 3 while attempting to kill mice with a .44-caliber Magnum revolver, according to the Mendocino County Sheriff's Office.

The woman, 43, had drawn the gun from a holster under her left arm, intending to shoot mice scurrying across the floor of a small travel trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The revolver instead slipped from her hand and fired as it struck the floor, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The bullet went through the woman's right kneecap, then hit keys hanging on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer, officials said. The bullet glanced off the keys and tore a hole in the man's pants.

The bullet grazed the man's groin before stopping in his coin pocket, where it was recovered for evidence, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The names of the shooting victims were not released.

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Re: Can U Believe this ... CRAB ?

Postby millionairemind » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:50 pm

Not sure to put this under Laugh/Smile or Crap thread :D

Women arrested in sex competition
Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:57am

ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.

Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.

The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

In recent years, Laganas has established itself as one of Greece's most popular destinations for twenty-something holidaymakers and is known for its wild party scene.

Around 15 million people -- a fifth of them British -- visit the eastern Mediterranean country each year, drawn by its soaring summer temperatures, azure waters and sandy beaches.

(Reporting by Daniel Flynn)
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Re: Can U Believe this ... CRAB ?

Postby kennynah » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:57 pm

where the url link ? :lol:
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Re: Can U Believe this ... CRAB ?

Postby millionairemind » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:09 pm

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Re: Can U Believe this ... CRAB ?

Postby helios » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:35 pm

>>> For e male golfers forumers ... ;)
>>> i can't post e product pic here, for your imagination pls.


The game of golf is full of gadgets: gadgets that increase your distance; gadgets that straighten your drives; gadgets that hide your beer. The list goes on … Now, you can add a club that doubles as a toilet to the list. The Uroclub is a golf club with a hollow shaft that holds your pee.

Every aspect of this piece of equipment has been meticulously worked out to make it simple and trouble free to use. To start with, the UroClub is designed from a light weight resin with a molded grip. The cap opens and closes easily and is designed with a triple sealing system to ensure that it is leak proof.

The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper. The UroClub is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
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Re: Can U Believe this ... CRAB ?

Postby winston » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:45 pm

San San wrote:Now, you can add a club that doubles as a toilet to the list. The Uroclub is a golf club with a hollow shaft that holds your pee.


Not sure that it will sell. Obviously, the inventor does not play much gold else he would have noticed the guys running into the bushes or standing behind the trees. Having said that, there are also toilets along the courses.
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Re: Can U Believe this ... CRAB ?

Postby kennynah » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:49 pm

millionairemind wrote:Laugh your heart out :P

http://uk.reuters.com/article/domesticN ... 3120080714


but where are the pictures??? hahaha...
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Re: Can U Believe this ... CRAB ?

Postby millionairemind » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:50 pm

K Da Ge,

I think that one available at the following website for free.. http://www-dot-XXX-dot-freepics-dot-com... haha

Anyhow PON one lah.. :D

Scaly got this kind of website!

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