Police
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, the policeman was interrupted by a 6 year-old looking up and down his uniform, she asked.
“Are you a policeman? “Yes,†he answered and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?â€
“Yes, that’s right, the policeman told her.
“Well, then,†the little girl said as she extended her foot toward him, “would you please tie my shoe?â€
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Smile & Laugh 07 (Oct 11 - Mar 12)
Re: Smile & Laugh 07 (Oct 11 - Mar 12)
by winston » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:32 am
It's all about "how much you made when you were right" & "how little you lost when you were wrong"
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Re: Smile & Laugh 07 (Oct 11 - Mar 12)
by winston » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:19 am
Water
His father sends a small boy to bed.
Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
His father sends a small boy to bed.
Five minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
It's all about "how much you made when you were right" & "how little you lost when you were wrong"
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