Smile & Laugh 06 (Aug 10 - Oct 11)

[winston]

Teachers

Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous.

The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign.

The policeman pointed out that the sign indicated they were driving on Highway 20.

Somewhat embarrassed the professor apologized and promised to be more observant.

As the policeman turn to walk back to his car, he noticed the other two professors on the floor ...looking scared to death! He asked the driver, "What's wrong with them?"

The driver replied, "We just turned off Highway 105."

[behappyalways]

USA = Under Skirt Adventure

[Chinaman]

On the lighter side....Relax, relax, relax....

Singapore and The Government

Two British men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they each took
gentlemanly turns with the lady.

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - the two fought
and one killed the other to have the lady.

Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they both had
the lady together.

Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they killed the
lady to have each other.

Two Australian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - both dug
until they found COLD beer, drank and passed out before they get to the
lady.

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they are
still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT.

heeheehee....somemore........

Buying Brains
Dr M has great difficulty trying to find solutions to his country's
economic and currency problems. He knows his brain isn't working well
now. So he decides to go to the United States to have a brain
transplant. He thought that with a new brain, he can think better and
can find better solutions to the problems.

The neurosurgeon asked Dr M if he wanted a cheap brain or an expensive
one. Cheap brains are Singapore brains while the expensive ones are
Malaysian brains. Dr M was simply overjoyed. He could not stop laughing.
He said, 'At last, we have something more valuable than they have!'

While smiling from ear to ear, and out of curiosity, he asked the
neurosurgeon, 'but why are Singapore brains so cheap and Malaysian
brains so expensive?' The neurosurgeon replied 'Oh, its very simple.
These Singaporeans really overuse their brains. They don't just plan 1
or 5 years ahead. They plan a generation ahead. Malaysians, on the other
hand, hardly use their brains. These brains are virtually brand new!'

Taken To The Cleaners
Two Malaysian Ahmads are walking along Boon Lay Road when they see a
sign which reads: 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50
per pair'. Ali says to his pal, "Gerek, sial! We could buy a whole lot
and when we get back to Johor, we could make a fortune. When we go into
the shop, you diam-diam, okay? Just let me do all the talking 'cause if
they hear our accent they might not serve us. I'll speak in my best
Singapore accent."

They go in and Ali orders 50 suits at 5.00 each, 100 shirts at 2.00
each and 50 pairs of trousers at 2.50 each. The owner of the shop says,
"You're from Malaysia, aren't you?"

"Oh, ... yes," says a surprised Ali. "How come you know that?"

The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaner"

[winston]

The western civilization began with the Greeks and it will end with the Greeks ...

Opah

[kennynah]

The western civilization began with the Greeks and it will end with the Greeks ...

Opah

[behappyalways]

沙僧最爱说的8句话

1.大师兄~师傅被妖怪抓走了
2.二师兄~师傅被妖怪抓走了
3.大师兄~二师兄被妖怪抓走了
4.大师兄~师傅和二师兄都被妖怪抓走了
5.师傅放心吧，大师兄会来救我们的
5师傅~大师兄说的对
6大师兄~二师兄说的对
7二师兄~大师兄说的对
8师傅，不能赶大师兄走啊！

[FA+TA]

Have a break! Have a Kit Kat! Just a Jag!

DO YOU BELIEVE IT
Posted on Thursday, September 29th, 2011
By FA+TA

DALLAS, TX – Freak incident that has a probability of less than strike TOTO's first price

Police had finally arrested the culprit that involved in a hit and run incident of an old lady.

On 24th September, an old lady was laying unconcious outside a telephone booth. She was sent to hospital by a few passengers who found her. The old lady awoke after 2 days in coma. She told Police that she dropped her coin when she wanted to make a call. While she was squatting to find her coin, she was hit by huge bouncy meatball that sent her flying. Luckily, she still remembered that she saw a pair of high heels before her head knock the floor that maked her unconcious.

After a few days of investigation and based on witnesses' feedback, Police discovered that Dionne Washington was practising cat walk at that particular time and while her butt was swaying left and right, her precious asset hit the old lady and sent her flying.

Please see our early report regarding Dionne Washington on September 16th.



WORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
Posted on Friday, September 16th, 2011
By Tap Vann

DALLAS, TX – Dionne Washington claims to have the biggest butt in the world.

Dionne Washington can’t imagine anything worse than dieting. Her massive bottom is 5ft 3ins across and weighs a whopping 120 pounds – about the same as Lindsay Lohan holding twenty pounds of coke.

Dionne loves her butt.

“I am literally sitting on a fortune,” says Dionne, 35. “My butt must be the widest in the world and it already earns me over $180,00 a year. I used to hate it, but now it’s my fave feature.”

She’s sitting on a goldmine.

She knows how much her bottom weighs because four men lifted her up and flopped it down on a set of industrial scales while holding up the rest of her. At its widest point, it’s 14ft 9ins around, and she’s on a mission to make it even bigger.

Dionne’s total weight is 425 lbs and at 5ft 4ins tall her Body Mass Index is 85. That’s four times more than an average woman and it puts her at risk of high cholesterol, diabetes and heart problems.

“I’m not concerned,” she insists. “I love my body and wouldn’t change a thing.”

[iam802]

The importance of English

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[tonylim]

The importance of English

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Is the word infront a verb or adjective ?

[kennynah]

The importance of English

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i'm sure this is a prank