Smile & Laugh 07 (Oct 11 - Mar 12)

[millionairemind]

Letter asking for pay increment
Dear Bo$$,

There are many important thing$ in life, but to ordinary employee$ like me, we require $ome thing mo$t de$perately to $urvive in thi$ economy. I think you will be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport, $weat and $ervice to your firm.

I am $ure with your intellect, you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond favourably.

Your$ $incerely

Letter from your boss
The next day, you may receive this type of reply instead:

Dear colleague,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. However despite the improving ecoNOmy, NOthing much has changed for our company. In fact, you must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying that leading ecoNOmists canNOt be sure if the world may go into aNOther recession. In fact, things may turn bad in NOvember.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly, Boss

[sidney]

Hahaha, that's a good one:)

[winston]

Teacher Jokes

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPILS: A teacher.

[tonylim]

Priest's Retirement Dinner


A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.

However, he was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first ! person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.

He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled.

But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.'...

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late.. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:

'I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,' said the politician. 'In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go to him for confession.'


Moral : Never, Never, Never Be Late

[iam802]

[iam802]

I think this is movies from Bollywood.

Damn stylo hor..

[kennynah]

hahaha....wahahaha...

they are super exaggerated...动作特别大

[iam802]

How Twilight should have ended..

Hidden Content:

[iam802]

[winston]

Teachers Jokes

Yes, Theo, what is it? Asked the teacher.

I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I didn’t get better marks, someone was going to get a licking.