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Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:28 pm
by kennynah
loosely translated....

"no matter how you say it....you are still my bitch, bitch !!!"

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Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:30 pm
by kennynah
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Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:33 pm
by kennynah
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Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:35 pm
by kennynah
flexibility.....

becoming another's bitch....

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Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:37 pm
by kennynah
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Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:51 pm
by kennynah
my personal fav....

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Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:58 pm
by millionairemind
K - your pics are hilarious! :lol: :lol:

Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:23 pm
by millionairemind
KEEPING MYSELF PURE

This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:36 pm
by millionairemind
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Re: Smile & Laugh (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:29 am
by millionairemind
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."