Smile & Laugh 03 (Apr 09 - Oct 09)

[millionairemind]

A Wife's Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.

Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.

Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"

Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

[Aspellian]

Story 4
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Mai Ro Ti" (In Singlish means Ah Cheng sells bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

slight revision to the joke above!
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Now back to the Blonde Jokes

SPELLING BLONDE JOKES

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1: Toes Go In First.
A2: Tits Go In Front.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Q: Why do blondes like the GST?
(GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A1: Because they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell GTS.

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There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

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