Smile & Laugh 06 (Aug 10 - Oct 11)

[behappyalways]

Against resettlement.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ExAcJy4bKE

[kennynah]

a very bad joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Db3KM6uQS4&NR=1

[Poles]

when people talk like tt....1st thing u know they do not know the ground ppl very well....
ah seng will tell you knn my tomorrow breakfast already ????....why i care about future???
don't even talk to me about LIGHT BULBS!!!!

[kennynah]

i cannot tahan this TPL... a huge embarrassment to me...

[iam802]

when people talk like tt....1st thing u know they do not know the ground ppl very well....
ah seng will tell you knn my tomorrow breakfast already ????....why i care about future???
don't even talk to me about LIGHT BULBS!!!!

I have discussed about this TPL with a friend before.

From what I have gathered, she has served in those grassroots and YPAP for a number of years.

It is beyond my understanding..., why, with so much 'groundworks', they cannot put a finger to the key things that people seeks.

Maslow has highlighted it for years about basic needs,... and the only speculation that I can come out with is that they are so brainwashed into 1 set of thinking that they cannot accept another. The cup is full, nothing goes in.

[millionairemind]

Funnee.. NS SONG..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3wi2Tt ... re=related

[winston]

Entertainment Jokes

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally, conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earring.”

“Don’t make a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”

“Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

[millionairemind]

Got this from Cherry...

Top Four Adult Jokes of 2010

Fourth Place:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..'

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Third Place :

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says
'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow
and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

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Runner Up:

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it,
but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see
at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge
to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'


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Winner:

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said.
'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied,
'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps.
'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

[behappyalways]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEeORrLZ ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMm1PBF ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drNxjJTb ... re=related

[tonylim]

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...

He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said,

"I would try the ATM in the lobby."