Smile & Laugh 10 (May 13 - Aug 15)

[behappyalways]

Lithuania: Pothole problem mocked in comic photo shoot
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from ... e-29224781

[winston]

Doctors Jokes

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."

Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

[winston]

A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went golfing.

[behappyalways]

最近很火的富士康质检员张全蛋激情演说【还会英语哦】
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Rh2g-duaA

[behappyalways]

醉酒淫蟲嫖妓　嫖著男人不可忍
http://hk.dv.nextmedia.com/actionnews/h ... 4/20057353

[behappyalways]

画疯 1 HD完整版
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fLC8SUsINQ#t=19

[winston]

If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?

Hidden Content:

Congress

[behappyalways]

(the 2nd one is funny)

画疯 3 调良图 HD完整版
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diloFz682rU

[behappyalways]

Watch All the Funniest News Bloopers of 2014
http://time.com/3650135/news-bloopers-2014/

[winston]

Elderly Jokes

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his.

“You grew up in a different world,” the student said. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers…”

Taking advantage of a pause in the student’s litany, the geezer said, “You’re right. We didn’t have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation?”