Smile & Laugh 07 (Oct 11 - Mar 12)

[kennynah]

lee seng long and wong can't sing are playing golf one day at their local golf course.

seng long is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

can't sing says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

seng long then replies: “Yeah, he was my father afterall.”

[kennynah]

A Pacific cruise liner sinks leaving only 3 survivors lee seng long, his wife and kun seng.

They swim to a small island where they live for a couple of years doing what comes naturally, but, the wife feels so guilty about having sex with both men, she kills herself.

Sad for seng long and kun seng but they get over it and agian nature takes its course.

After a couple more years the the lads feel really bad about what they are doing so they bury her.

[kennynah]

Unknown to the general public, the government funded a study to see why the country was flooding.

After 7 months and $1.5mil, they concluded that it was, the rain.

[iam802]

"In this last term, I hope I will be of public service and not a wallflower in the chamber of parliament of a dumb cow"

- Dr. Toh Chin Chye

[behappyalways]

Learn Englissssssssssssssh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEk0F0TP ... r_embedded

[kennynah]

can't figure this one out..

[behappyalways]

台词太现代？新《西游记》遭热议
http://xiyou.cntv.cn/v-0144a8b6-4fb0-11 ... 696b6.html

[kennynah]

in this special edition of dicktionary, we define the following word :

hypocrisy =

“If it is not totalitarian to arrest a man and detain him, when you cannot charge him with any offence against any written law – if that is not what we have always cried out against in Fascist states – then what is it?…

If we are to survive as a free democracy, then we must be prepared, in principle, to concede to our enemies – even those who do not subscribe to our views – as much constitutional rights as you concede yourself.”

- Opposition leader Lee Kuan Yew, Legislative Assembly Debates, Sept 21, 1955

[kennynah]

and the definition of the word

benevolence =

“If we had considered them serious political figures, we would not have kept them politically alive for so long. We could have bankrupt them earlier.”

- Lee Kuan Yew on political opposition, Straits Times, Sept 14 2003

[kennynah]

and finally, the meaning of the term

making love =

“Repression, Sir is a habit that grows. I am told it is like making love-it is always easier the second time!

The first time there may be pangs of conscience, a sense of guilt. But once embarked on this course with constant repetition you get more and more brazen in the attack.

All you have to do is to dissolve organizations and societies and banish and detain the key political workers in these societies. Then miraculously everything is tranquil on the surface.

Then an intimidated press and the government-controlled radio together can regularly sing your praises, and slowly and steadily the people are made to forget the evil things that have already been done, or if these things are referred to again they’re conveniently distorted and distorted with impunity, because there will be no opposition to contradict.”

-Lee Kuan Yew as an opposition PAP member speaking to David Marshall, Singapore Legislative Assembly, Debates, 4 October, 1956