Smile & Laugh 07 (Oct 11 - Mar 12)

[iam802]

British joke on 'Blackberry'

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My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

[winston]

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

[winston]

The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years."

Replied the drunk: "Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"

[winston]

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[iam802]

This explains why young people like to wear jeans way below their butts..

Hidden Content:

[kennynah]

hahaha...

i can't see the appeal of this style...

[winston]

Cemetery

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, and kept repeating, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I've ever seen before.

For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your Child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in that grave?"

The mourner answered, "My wife's first husband! ... Why did you die? Why did you die?"

[behappyalways]

One must do good then got 'currency' ^^


前世无修= 余额不足
http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/fortune/226866.html

[winston]

Blind Date

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.

When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

"I had to slap his face three times!"

"You mean he got fresh?"

"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"

[kennynah]

if mr and mrs lee were a rooster and an owl and conceived a son.

what would lee junior be?

a cock that stays up all night